Thinking of sappy PBMigJ bonding… Peter making jokes about how he got to have a college romance and has now graduated to a workplace romance, MJ pulling Miguel over to dance in the Parker living room and commenting on how she’s not as spry now as she was in her partying years, massage trains for the guys who get their backs smacked around on the field and Miguel always has to be at the head of it because if he relaxes too much his talons come out, both Miguel and MJ complaining about Peter’s scruff when they kiss him…. Yeah…
Spider dads is so funny because its Peter "I like the make the stupidest jokes and watch people speed run the stages of grief when they realize they're still attracted to me" B Parker and Miguel "if someone tenderly kissed my forehead I think I'd faint" O'Hara in a relationship. Bonus points if MJ is part of the polycule
you did it you broke spiderdads down to the bare essentials!
no but seriously look at this snippet of my wip.
“Oh,” he says simply, at a loss for words. It’s— It’s overwhelming, this blatant display of Peter’s love for him, and he curses himself for this being the state he meets MJ in. “I’m sorry, I just—”
“It’s alright. His love can be overwhelming, sometimes, I know.”
like. peter “i am loud with my love no matter how cheesy it is” b parker. miguel “i get overwhelmed by love and question if i deserve it” o’hara. mj “i am subtle with my love and it cuts all the deeper because of it” watson-parker.
what a god damn trio. i can’t stop thinking about them.
Big fan of Miguel attaching himself to the Parkers as Wife #3. It wasn’t even intentional, Peter just invited him for dinner at his house one night and just didn’t stop, so Sundays and Wednesdays are his Off Days, as LYLA would call it (Miguel is denying this vehemently), and maybe sometimes Fridays, and she clears his schedule on those days. Sorry fellas, Big Boss’s gone for a hook up— I mean, dinner. Yeah, Peter B. I know, but you didn’t hear it from me.
MJ looking at this very tall, very tense, stick-up-his-ass kinda tense man, but he’s clearly fond of both Peter and Mayday despite his grumpy exterior and going oh yeah. Peter, honey, bring him home more alright, I need to see him in your sweater. I know it’d be a bit snug, but don’t worry, we’ll think of something later.
agree, i would read this fic asap but let me tell you something: what if gabriella would live and then she gets to meet mayday. i like to think about peter who knew gabriella cause he sticks to miguel and being annoying and stuff. so he definitely talks about mayday and how he thinks gabriella and miguel would love her and he was right. so since then they’re like a family, they eat dinner together and go shopping and other family stuff and– idk i just love them alright..
i want to give a bit of info to everyone who only knows miguel from the movie:
•he is not a vampire! his fangs are from his spider dna and are filled with paralyzing venom :) fun fact: the size of his fangs makes him mumble so other people don’t see them while he’s talking!
•he wasn’t bitten by a spider like most spider people! spider dna was atomically spliced directly into his genes making him 50% spider
•he doesn’t stick like other spider people! he uses the talons on his fingers to climb around and such! fun fact: these talons can easily slice through solid metal :)
•he doesn’t have a spider sense! instead, all of his senses are majorly enhanced!
•yes! he always moves like that! he automatically moves like a feral monster because that’s what he is!
•he has a fiancé named dana and a little brother named gabriel! they are the two most important people in his life :) fun fact: gabriel recognized that it was miguel in the spider suit the first time he saw him in it!
•his eyes are red because they can see in major details and in complete darkness. fun fact: this makes his eyes super sensitive to light, which constantly gives him migraines :)
•yes! his ass is that huge in the comics, too! everyone in the comics are always commenting on it ^^
•miguel is irish/mexican :)
•he is NOT the original spider man of his universe! there was a peter parker in the past before the year 2099
just wanted to clear up some facts about him movie onlys may have misconstrued ^^
plus! his character was created before the concept of the multiverse was introduced in the comics (at least in Spider-Man), which means that he is a “resident” of Earth-616 – simply in the future! he even meets main-universe Peter in Spider-Man 2099 Meets Spider-Man :)
In the comics, many Spider-Men belong to Earth-616 at the time of the Spider-Verse saga, just in different space-time coordinates!
